"You'll notice a difference after just one use," said Michelle Baker, head of new product development. "Whether it's your newborn's more hardened appearance, the way he now approaches people with guarded skepticism, or just that look on his face that says, 'Oh wait, maybe life isn't all hugs and kisses and rainbows. Maybe I need to get my fucking act together.'"
-Aug 15 issue of the Onion.
2 comments:
that is SO funny. Considering that my toddler acts like we are killing him with boiling tar when we wash his head, this is totally appropriate. I love it!
Gave me a good laugh..thanks!
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